1. A Pennsylvanian teacher leads a rescue team to find a momma's boy

2. 2 state governors and their friends go on a hunting trip. Shit happens.

3. A police officer, a biologist and a war veteran go fishing, with explosives.

4. An immigrant with severe allergy issues takes on a real state mogul.

5. A prince blames himself for the death of his father, joins a men-only club.

6. Former cop defends a village against a vicious gang, one of whom wears assless chaps and a mohawk.

7. A botanist and an elderly sanitation worker fall in love.

8. A cook kills the catering staff and a band of entertainers after they kill his boss.

9. A state governor helps martians breathe easier.

10. Liam Nesson beats the crap out of ethnic minorities for 93 minutes, in Paris.

11. Redneck who has an inappropriate sexual attraction to his sister kills million of soldiers by exploiting faulty safety regulations.

12. Minority kids study for a math test.

13. Two guys in a Winnebago rescue a girl and her maid, the bad guys have a bunch of assholes working for 'em.

14. A terminally ill craftsman pose puzzles to strangers.

15. An athlete gets pitied on.

16. An athlete avenges his fallen comrade and defeats communism in the process.

17. A cop gets injured in the line of duty, after extensive physical therapy he takes on the gang and the corrupt executive that sponsored them.

18. Well-dressed men discuss Madonna and her songs.

19. Two hitmen discuss theology and hamburgers, their boss is anally raped.

20. An oil tycoon discusses dessert beverages.